Why Is Everyone Laughing At Cardi B

Cardi B

The rapper, 25, posted an Instagram video on Thursday morning demonstrating the lengths she’s willing to go to for the perfect outfit — namely, crafting a bra made entirely out of duct tape, a classic cleavage-boosting Kardashian trick.

“This s—t is crazy,” Cardi says into the camera. “I have never done this s—t in my life, but f—k it. I have to f—king tape my titties up because [of] giving birth and s—t. Like my titties were already a little low-low because I got my titties done when I was 19, and I never wore a bra. But when I was pregnant my s—t was looking nice.”

“Now, though, Kulture did me filthy,” she continued, referring to the daughter she had with Migos rapper Offset on July 10.

Cardi added that she’s considering getting a breast lift to correct her sagging chest in the coming months, saying, “I don’t give a f—k, if y’all motherf—kers see me gone in November or December, I’m getting my tits done. I don’t give a f—k. Matter of fact, I’m not even going to call it a surgery. I’m just going to say a ‘titty renovation’ because I got to renovate these s—ts.”

‘S—t is f—ked up,” she concluded. “I’m out here taping myself. I want my s—ts to be like this again.”